Once upon a time there was this very nasty butcher, he had a very nasty sense of humour.
He put filth, mud and dust in his meat that he sold.
People called him 'abominable'.
They all had a taste of his horrendous meat!
One day an international food inspector came all the way from Russia to inspect the butchers shop.
He wanted to find his hidden secrets!!
So, the inspector walked Into his shop very gently.
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| Inspector (not at Butchers) |
The inspector replied furiously "I am not a COWBOY, and I DO NOT want anything from your shop"!
"Oritey, chill out man!" the butcher said calmly.
"I have come to inspect your production room".
When the inspector said that, the butcher went pale and quite.
"I'll just walk in." said the inspector walking to the production room.
Suddenly the butcher rushed to the door and blocked the inspectors way!!
"Excuse me!" shouted the inspector in a very loud voice!
After 30 minutes of arguing, the inspector finally pushed his way through the producing room... "oh m-m-my gosh!"
You wouldn't believe what the inspector saw!
there was a dog, liking all the meat, and in the purifying area... it had FLIES SITTING ON THEM!
Now, obviously something had to be done, so the inspector called the POLICE!
He was arrested, and taken to court for some Q&A!
but now, alex worked there!
THE END
P.S (if you want to see the butcher, he is in 1 Bridge Street W, Manchester prison)
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That was a joke! LOL